While I’m talking about my favourite cheese, I have to admit that until very recently, its tag-line pissed me off so much. It was problematic as fuck. I mean, take a look at this piece of shit:
"Dare you.. it BITES back!"
Alright, I mean, what the fuck, right?
- Two-point elipsis, fucking elementary mistake
- "Dare you" is a fucking question, where’s the mark for that shit!?
- Why the fuck is “BITES” capitalised. Go ahead, read it out loud with emphasis on “BITES”. Sounds fucking stupid, right? I get it, you bite the cheese, and the joke is that it ‘bites’ back because it’s spicy. But in that case, surely “BACK” would be the point of emphasis. Did these fuckers even pass English?
Don’t worry, though - if you were considering writing to your local representative or member of parliament with your outrage, there’s no need. Clearly many people had the same idea, because it was recently changes to a more stylised “DARE YOU? IT BITES BACK”
Just goes to show there is some fucking justice in this world.